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The Consummation of Love by MistressSvedka
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The Consummation of Love :iconmistresssvedka:MistressSvedka 3 5
Sansa Vieria in Bloom by MistressSvedka Sansa Vieria in Bloom :iconmistresssvedka:MistressSvedka 10 12 Moonlight Skinny Dip by MistressSvedka Moonlight Skinny Dip :iconmistresssvedka:MistressSvedka 7 12 Love in Amnoon by MistressSvedka Love in Amnoon :iconmistresssvedka:MistressSvedka 8 5
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Jack and Jill Off :iconmistresssvedka:MistressSvedka 6 10
Fairy Svedka by Ozzone9 by MistressSvedka
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Fairy Svedka by Ozzone9 :iconmistresssvedka:MistressSvedka 10 9
Mogwai Gremlin by theFloppyBunny by MistressSvedka Mogwai Gremlin by theFloppyBunny :iconmistresssvedka:MistressSvedka 9 13 Svedka by TardyPrincess by MistressSvedka
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Svedka by TardyPrincess :iconmistresssvedka:MistressSvedka 10 8
Legendary Llama Locator by MistressSvedka Legendary Llama Locator :iconmistresssvedka:MistressSvedka 9 16
Literature
Good Advice
There was an old lady from Maine,
whose back ached, and riddled with pain.
She said "Here's a tip,
when you break your hip,
you don't go out dancing in rain."
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:iconmistresssvedka:MistressSvedka 5 10
Singal's Booty by MistressSvedka Singal's Booty :iconmistresssvedka:MistressSvedka 15 8 Vagina Dentata by MistressSvedka
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Vagina Dentata :iconmistresssvedka:MistressSvedka 5 3
Moonlight Abduction by MistressSvedka
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Moonlight Abduction :iconmistresssvedka:MistressSvedka 39 12
deviantID by MistressSvedka deviantID :iconmistresssvedka:MistressSvedka 14 32 Cactus Pear of Salamanca by MistressSvedka Cactus Pear of Salamanca :iconmistresssvedka:MistressSvedka 15 9 Fairy Svedka by MistressSvedka Fairy Svedka :iconmistresssvedka:MistressSvedka 17 28

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3 Years by Djake
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3 Years :icondjake:Djake 15 7
A Tribute To A Good Person. by Art-Student777
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A Tribute To A Good Person. :iconart-student777:Art-Student777 12 24
[GIFT] Svedka by wesjwebb
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[GIFT] Svedka :iconwesjwebb:wesjwebb 31 5
Eve of Eden by wesjwebb
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Eve of Eden :iconwesjwebb:wesjwebb 38 22
Faerie Shield by wesjwebb Faerie Shield :iconwesjwebb:wesjwebb 34 1 A Spoonful of Honey Makes It Better! by wesjwebb
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A Spoonful of Honey Makes It Better! :iconwesjwebb:wesjwebb 92 20
Moon Priestess Theta by kagato007
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A Titanic Moment by DocMaddox
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A Titanic Moment :icondocmaddox:DocMaddox 31 18
[XMAS GIFT] Catkin's Ava Tarra by wesjwebb [XMAS GIFT] Catkin's Ava Tarra :iconwesjwebb:wesjwebb 33 12 CatkinSvedka's Singal by wesjwebb
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CatkinSvedka's Singal :iconwesjwebb:wesjwebb 52 14
Krell [Commission] by Nightroxy
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Krell [Commission] :iconnightroxy:Nightroxy 6 3
Feli'rk Screen by david-dent-jedai
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Feli'rk Screen :icondavid-dent-jedai:david-dent-jedai 1 3
[GIFT] CatkinSvedka's Azulie by wesjwebb
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[GIFT] CatkinSvedka's Azulie :iconwesjwebb:wesjwebb 34 4
[GIFT] Catkinsvedka's Svedka by wesjwebb
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[GIFT] Catkinsvedka's Svedka :iconwesjwebb:wesjwebb 26 14
Makhani and Sune by wesjwebb
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Makhani and Sune :iconwesjwebb:wesjwebb 42 15
Aloha Aina by sugar-hi-unicorn Aloha Aina :iconsugar-hi-unicorn:sugar-hi-unicorn 10 3

Pride

DEVIANT AND PROUD

Made with pride by the DeviantArt community BROWSE ALL ART

Saved for Posterior II

Journal Entry: Sun Jun 3, 2018, 10:03 PM
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 MistressSvedka
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Another deviant status post is about to fade in a few days, so I decided to do the same as with the last one, and save it for posterity. The joke below is based on a pun, if you don't get it, just ask! Comments can go here, or under the original status post, just follow the link underneath.

Heard of the zoophile who was arrested for embezzlement? He really screwed the pouch.


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~“Oh my, don’t you look delectable‽”
“Ruuun! She’s got a shrink ray gun!”
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If you discharge static electricity, does it make you feel ex-static?
A dirty pirate walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender said "You got to leave that fowl thing outside!" The parrot answered "Yeah, but who's gonna give me crackers if I do?"
I just want to throw a huge hug out there, hoping it reaches the one who gave me a three months CORE membership, now I don't have to renew it in a little while longer. :surprise-kiss:
If time is money, and money is the root of all evil, does that mean that Times Square is evil? :P

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⋛⋋(⁰ਊ⁰)⋌⋚ ( ͡   ͜ʖ ͡    ) (ಕ್ವಾಕ್) (シ_  _)シ (    y    ) \(°O°\) (;̅ ⌂̅  ) (бωб)
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(ಥ_ಥ) (  ಠ‿ಠ)Γ ✧(๑✪﹃✪)✧ ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭ ̀ˋ ψ(`∇´)ψ ( ̄へ  ̄ ) (。・ε  ・。)
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٩( 'ω' )و (灬╹ω╹灬) (〃^∇^)o彡☆ (´ω`○) (。・ω-)φ…♪ (●´∇`) (*ˊᵕˋ)
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eroticoil Featured By Owner 3 days ago  New Deviant
Mistress Svedka, thanks so much for the Llama badge
very much appreciated. wish you and I could act out in real life our fantasies
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:iconnudismtruth:
nudismtruth Featured By Owner 3 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you very much for the badge!!
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JujuBrew Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the Llama :)
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rudo-villano Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Thank you for the llama!
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LazyMadness Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thx (‾⌣‾)
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